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Dumbfuckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. The disease causes them to become dumbfucks (see definition). A bad case of dumbfuckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbfuck.

It is also known for dumbfuckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

Seems to be very prevalent in Great Britain.
Boss, "My HR manager hired a dumbfuck who has now spread dumbfuckalitis in my company and now I have to lay them all off. FFS!"
by Cjks November 05, 2015
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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