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A person who knows what you mean when you say something but acts confused.
Jonny: I have food on my table and a roof over my head. I am blessed.
Stevens: What kind of a house doesn't have a roof?
Jonny: It's a saying you dumb fuck!
by Vam Pire 101 August 17, 2017
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Someone who can't figure out what a dumbfuck is.
If you are reading this, you are probably a dumbfuck.
by TheBurninator December 19, 2003
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1. Someone who gets easily confused and fails to use common sense when neccessary.

2. Someone who is so fucking stupid you want to meet their parents so you can pour hot coffee on their face.
Woman: I'm kind of hungry.
Man: Ok, let's grab a movie.
Womam: Seriously you dumb fuck, I said I'm hungry.
by mmhmm2121 December 14, 2010
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an extreme dumbass
(dumbass)^(dumbass)=dumbfuck
Satish ran into his garage door from inside his garage. Therefore he is a dumbfuck.
by Miga July 11, 2003
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1. A person is so incredibly stupid that it is not even funny any more.
2. The current occupant of the White House.
by jesster79 January 17, 2006
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