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An extremely sudden, unorthodox, flailing punch where one of the assailant's feet lifts off of the ground when the punch is thrown. When throwing the dumb punch, the assailant throws his/her arm so far back it is only inches from the ground. Then, suddenly flails randomly in the direction of the victim almost looking like a sloppy superman.
The Dumb Punch occurs usually at Keggers, House parties, Bonfires, or any situation where someone makes a cross remark or comment towards another. Then the person suddenly snaps and without thinking, he commits the Dumb Punch.
The Dumb Punch occurs usually at Keggers, House parties, Bonfires, or any situation where someone makes a cross remark or comment towards another. Then the person suddenly snaps and without thinking, he commits the Dumb Punch.
Did you see Scooter, he totally Dumb Punched that guy when he found out he banged his babe.
I'm seriously going to Dumb Punch that guy if he continues to drink my beer.
Dumb Punching a bro is completely unacceptable, now a stranger, that's a different story.
I'm seriously going to Dumb Punch that guy if he continues to drink my beer.
Dumb Punching a bro is completely unacceptable, now a stranger, that's a different story.
by ScooterFTW March 08, 2014
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011