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#1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
by AlH1801 November 13, 2017
Jul 5 Word of the Day
An embarrassed smile.
"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"
"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"
"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
5
Similiar to a dumbass; anyone who acts in an inexplicable way, making choices and decisions that just don't make any sense.
by ire November 28, 2007
6
Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.
by randyharwood May 28, 2013