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A term used to describe the inability to perform sexually under the influence of vast amounts of alcohol.
"Oh man, I was at this crazy party, finally hooked up with the hottest girl there, got into her bed and lost out to a serious case of duff-dick."
by Jason Pickett January 15, 2008
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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