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Dandruff Fetish has been defined as a pronounced sexual interest in Dandruff or other fungus's of the scalp. The biggest attraction for a Dandruff Fetish is mainly the odor or the whiteness of the dead skin cells. For a Dandruff Fetish, points of attraction include the shape and size of the dead skin cells (e.g., long pieces, short pieces, pointed pieces, skin color).
People who have a Dandruff enjoy watching people with Dandruff play with each others hair and have been known to ask there sexual partners if they can pick through their hair like monkeys and extract the white goodness.
The smelling and sometimes sucking of the top of the scalp is normal for people with this particular fetish.
People who have a Dandruff enjoy watching people with Dandruff play with each others hair and have been known to ask there sexual partners if they can pick through their hair like monkeys and extract the white goodness.
The smelling and sometimes sucking of the top of the scalp is normal for people with this particular fetish.
Bill was very pissed of because he could not find any Dandruff porn on the internet to fuel his Dudruff Fetish because his girlfriend was annoyed because her cuntballs where pissing her off so she would not let him suck her scalp.
by Saxman443 January 09, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011