May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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The female version of Dude used only when a male is talking to a female with two t’s because girls are badass
Guy1: Dudes whatsup

Girl1: I ain’t no dude
Guy1: sorry dudes and dudetts
by AWB March 27, 2018
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dudett:bro i miss him
dude 1: nou u have to like me now

dudett 2 : WTFFF NO U HAVE A DUDETT ALREADY BROOO
by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020
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