by livelaughenjoy June 15, 2015
When your buddy is passed out and you glue a duck bill to his GRUNDLE. When he awakes and tries to walk the duck bill will wiggle and bite the back of his sack causing him to fall to the ground and yell, SHIT!!! The grundle bites are attacking my sack!
Billie bob (bag of donuts)Yooo Johnnie, let's give Todd the GRUNDLE DUCKLING he is passed out.
Johnnnie, sweet I got a duck bill handy!
Billie Bob glueing, glueing
5 hours later...
Todd awakes and tried to walk to the bathroom and falls over in pain holding his package...
Todd.. CRAP the grunts are attacking my SACK!
Johnnnie, sweet I got a duck bill handy!
Billie Bob glueing, glueing
5 hours later...
Todd awakes and tried to walk to the bathroom and falls over in pain holding his package...
Todd.. CRAP the grunts are attacking my SACK!
by ass hammer December 02, 2006
by da ham April 20, 2006
A sexual move requiring a duckling and two people, one with the duck on his dick and one with bread in his/her asshole. The Duckling then has to eat the bread out of the asshole, while it is at least three inches in the crevasse.
by John Von Duchenheimer August 18, 2006
by bettywhitenagnespottaplinko April 02, 2011
A word used to tell someone to chill. Also used to tell them you don't agree with what they're saying. Duckling can also mean "Nigga" or "Ma Nigga"
by endmasonsandzionist March 02, 2009
This one becomes a goose, not a swan. Forever a mockery of reality.
This is a special definition for a humanities teacher who I call a counter-intuitive bastard who thinks she’s a fucking dictator. She’d pair well with Mr. UnClean. Together, they could rule Auschwitz in harmony and perfect duality. 🖕🏼❤️🖕🏼
This is a special definition for a humanities teacher who I call a counter-intuitive bastard who thinks she’s a fucking dictator. She’d pair well with Mr. UnClean. Together, they could rule Auschwitz in harmony and perfect duality. 🖕🏼❤️🖕🏼
by adopt a toblerone March 02, 2020

