A Tug and Duck is when you receive a hand job right before you cum you bend over and tug your penis as hard as you can until you cum.
You ask your girl to give you a hand job and when your about to cum you pull a Tug and Duck.
by Mr Prolapsed October 22, 2019
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An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.
To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 05, 2018
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The act of ducking your thumb down just as you're about to shake someone's hand. If done properly, your hand will slide past theirs, and they'll be left awkwardly grabbing your wrist, looking very confused.
Did you see that? I just thumb ducked the crap out of that chump.
by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009
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Spending a evening drinking and watching gifs, while laughing your ass off.
After our plans for the night fell through, we spending the rest of the night Thunder Ducking, and actually had a fun evening.
by Murmanthony September 01, 2014
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Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.
Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again
by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021
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Washing ducks is the sex act of pissing on a woman's tits and rubbing it in.
Washing Ducks:

That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.
by Not Telling5000 October 09, 2013
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To be completely satisfied
That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.
by Citybench February 15, 2014
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