by Youtube4life March 12, 2016
When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014
Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us?
Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
by Concerned Citizen 6969 July 31, 2019
An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.
Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.
Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
by Flint October 27, 2003
by Herbert Alainius December 13, 2014
The dick that you are currently fucking. Meant to dehumanize and strip away the face and personality attached to the genitals that are taking care of your sexual needs during a brief period between more serious love interests.
Raquel: “Oh my god, Paul, I’m so sorry. I think I accidentally invited my duck to your pool party.”
Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”
Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”
Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”
Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”
Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”
Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”
by colterClimactic July 04, 2021