A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.
Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."
by Jason Piche December 01, 2005
Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck
by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018