Someone who puts his country to shame
Three neurosurgeons, a german, a british and an american, are bragging about their achievements. The german: I removed half of a patients brain and he was able to go look for a job in 3 months! The brit: The last patient I lobotomized was able to join the army in less than six weeks. The american: I have a patient from Texas, Dubya, with no brain at all, and since he's in the whitehouse, one half of the nation is looking for a job and the other half is in the army!
by Friend Bin December 13, 2004
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dubya - nickname for George W Bush, the President of the US.
President Dubya is the son of the former head of the secret police (CIA), who was also formerly president of the US, AND a former vice-president.
His questionable victory in the US was partially due to the voter results in a state where his brother was govenor. Also, the lack of voter participation by potentially democratic or independent voters helped the more organized Republicans tip the scales. (along with a little trickery)
Being Mad at Dubya is like being mad at the wall during a shadow puppet performance. He can't even language correctly. He provides enormous amounts of entertainment with his lack of speaking ability and obvious lack of intelligence.

While self-admittedly not one of the great linguists, he has provided us with such treasures as:

"They misunderestimated me"

"Reading is the basics for all learning".

"Clearly it's a budget, it's got a lot of numbers in it."

"As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say"

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning"

"I admit it, I am not one of the great linguists"
There's Dumb, Dumber, then there is dubya.
by illiquent July 19, 2005
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American "president" (well, I do admit that he won his second term fair and square-- which makes me want to move to someplace sane like Nigeria) who seems to think that America should be run by rules that worked extremely well for a band of pastoral nomads in the Middle East a couple thousand years ago. Also tends to make speeches in which he uses words like "freedom" and "liberty" a lot without really appreciating what they actually mean. Makes me think of a cross between the medieval Norwegian religious fanatic King Olaf the Lawbreaker and "Big Brother" from Orwell's <i>1984</i>.
Dubya is a doubleplusgood duckspeaker.

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
by Usman Bello February 07, 2005
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Worst. President. EVER. Term was coined by his famous mispronunciation of his own name (George W. Bush). Makes Nixon look like a great president and Clinton look like Honest Abe. Got our once great country involved in a war over oil (he has connections with the petroleum industry), did nothing to help millions of Hurricane Katrina survivors (well he DID give the contract of rebuilding New Orleans to a bunch of his money-grubbing corrupt buddies), wants to uncostitutionally spy on americans private lives, is a staunch opponent of abortion, gay rights, stem-cell research, Islam, free speach, and liberalism, claiming that the bible is what should govern Americans (we are governed by the Bill of Rights, NOT the 10 Commandments, cuntwipe), and just being an overall neocon douchebag who wants to run America to the ground over what he believes to be the "morally right" thing to do.
Fuck Dubya, I'll take Kinky Friedman for President anyday.
by Darth Sully December 02, 2006
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Referring to George W. Bush jr; 1. A characteristic of George W. Bush jr. For example, stupid, arrogant, uninformed, slow, ect. 2. A person of a extremely stupid or dumb nature. 3. An extremely right wing republican
Many people considered Tom a Dubya, especially when he went into rants about how America should "nuke the fuck" out of poor and troubling countries, like Iraq, Afgahnistan, Pakistan, North Korea, and others.
by K Novak January 29, 2005
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Republican president who believes himself to be the leader of the world. Best known for his poor grasp of the English language and unintentionally funny speeches. Is also strongly religious and believes that he was sent by God (tm), or at least the God of the Christian white male.

Also, a puppet. He is controlled by Dick Cheney and, more recently, Condoleezza Rice.
"Um.... ahh.... Humans and fish can coexist peacefully."
by anonymous February 01, 2005
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