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the most retarded form of music this side of the milky way galaxy,it is believed that dubstep is really aliens trying to contact us,or that it is a form of musical cancer,some theorys even say its a virus that infects your brain and lowers IQ by a large amount or the most popular theory.this theory states that dubstep is created by two transformers,love,viagra,and a....recording device!?...to listen to and enjoy dubstep here is what you will need

1) a starting IQ of 30

2)a mentally retarded friend to show dubstep to you

3)a lack of understanding of music

you can not have

1) will power

2)any smart friends to dissuade you from trying it

3)loving parents

it is a proven fact that 80% of people who listen to dubstep have a higher tendency to watch and even masturbate to My Little Pony
retard:dude im making a few dubstep track you want to hear them?

smart person:what you want me to listen to a possible brain virus? ARE YOU INSANE?

retard:what?

smart person: you know what,never mind ill just go...have fun with your brain cancer you subhuman excuse of a parasite
by niko belic October 07, 2012
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It's not music. It's a guy sitting on his ass pressing buttons. I do the same damn thing playing Xbox. It's really just sound effects. Sounds like when when AOL is loading up.
This is music:

'Cause I'm just one of those ghosts
Traveling endlessly
Don't need no roads
In fact they follow me
And we just go in circles
But now I'm told that this life
And pain is just a simple compromise
So we can get what we want out of it
-Misguided Ghosts by Paramore

This is NOT music (Dubstep):

GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM.
BWUY YOH.
GWOH nyeh nyeh nyeh, GWOOOOP GUHWEEEE-YOOOOO.
GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee NYIOAM.
GWEE GWOOOOHOOH nuh nuh nuh, gwish gwash,
you gah uh jah!
BWUY YOH.
GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM.
BWUY YOH.
GWOH nyeh nyeh nyeh, GWOOOOP GUHWEEEE-YOOOOO.
-Equinox "by" Skrillex
by TheAthleticOne February 17, 2012
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To interrupt a good DJ set with a dubstep remix.
"Major Lazer was throwing down a great set until he dubsteped in it!" - Theunrealtruth @ North Coast Music Festival 2011
by Theunrealtruth September 04, 2011
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A compilation of electronically altered events of passing gas, often made to sound like bass. Said "bass" is then turned into the focal point of music falling under this genre.
"Did you just crap yourself?"
"Yeah, it's the new bass drop for my next dubstep track!"
by StickyMonster August 21, 2012
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Horrible techno that sounds like a breaking ceiling fan, with a dance style equal to epileptic seizures.
by SilentMirage June 23, 2011
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