bro #1: "Yo bro you see that pussy i was grindin up on when Rusko was up thar?"
bro #2: "dude she was ugly as hell you totally had Dubstep Goggles

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"