Your theory on perpetual motion sounded interesting, but it came out DtotheG, so you should try thinking what you want to say before you try telling it to me again.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

Jenny saw Tomek with this chick and I asked her what she looked like and she was all: She was D to the G. I am like, "what is that" She is all "worn Down to the Mutha Effin Ground"

Man, did you D to the G. Yeah, you know I d'd her to the g.