Jon put his drywall missile through the wall of his double wide after his girlfriend forgot to put the natty light in the fridge.
by Knight492 March 26, 2019
The act of punching a hole in a drywall and having sexual intercourse with your partner through the hole in the drywall... while pooping.
"Hey why is there a hole in your drywall?"
"Oh, Gloria and I were just doing a Portuguese drywall the other day."
"Oh, Gloria and I were just doing a Portuguese drywall the other day."
by analbutt69 December 01, 2011
I had to be at work in 15 minutes, there was no time for foreplay, so I just started hammering drywall until I was done.. and she was sobbing.
by emilylovesgold September 21, 2011
Basically, a drywall-duster is another name for a Mexican immigrant to Canada or America. This comes from the popular belief that Mexican immigrants will work for low prices so, hypothetically, one could pay a "drywall duster" 3 pesos a day to renovate his or her house. Thus they would be dusting off drywall while their employer threatened them with immigration offices and cobras.
"I paid a private contractor 6 million dollars to renovate my house" " Ya, I just hired a bunch of drywall dusters."
by mwoo July 08, 2006
The act of when you become so irritably horny that you have to stick your cock in the drywall to excrete some gamer juice. this inevitably gets rid of your erection but costs a lot of money in repairs to your drywall.
by SlapaCock May 28, 2021
Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.
Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."
by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010
When your so drunk and wanna to make a decision using rock, paper, scissors you mumble and and forget scissors so you just say drywall
by flipcupper November 26, 2010

