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When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.
by ryatellsastory August 11, 2015
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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When one's sack hasn't been used in ages, he ejaculates dry air or dust, from his penis, usually causing a loud squeak or farting sound.
After watching his mom dance to the song "its raining men" by the Weather Girls, Evan dry fired all over the back of Rj's head, while Matt and Nick shared a silent laugh in the backround.
by dirty mikey September 19, 2010