When a stripper grabs your penis from the outside of your pants and gropes you up and down.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Masturbating without any kind of lubrication due to time or location constraints.

A wank with no lube.

(1) What a really gay Chili's waiter missing incisor tooth tries to do to you if you wear too much hair product. It involves vigorous penile massaging and BLT sandwiches (it's a lunch special).

(2) A special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else's)

Masturbation by a male who has run out of hand lotion or lube.

A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫