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Having a period of getting no pussy and the only action your dick is getting is from your hand. Usually leads to excessive masturbation.
Man I haven't gotten laid in months, I'm suffering some serious dry dick syndrome right now.
by Dr. D17 May 08, 2012
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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1. A young male experiencing a prolonged dry spell with regards to sexual activity is said to be suffering from this syndrome.

2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.

Sometimes referred to as DDS.
- How are you Jamie?
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.

- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.
by Dr DDS December 16, 2010
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