(n) one who is so drunk as to have lost most of their I.Q., if they had any to begin with. Drunkwits become not only stupider than a box full of sand, but also very annoying, generally ruining the fun times of those around them.

origin: fuckwit + drunk = drunkwit

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.