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To justify nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior by blaming it on the alcohol.
You shit on the neighbors lawn and then knocked on their door because you wanted toilet paper. You claimed that you were drunktified, and I wanted to inform you that it is unlikely you can drunktify this to the cops.
by drunktified child January 22, 2011
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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