Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

to tell someone to calm down and relax.

Someone who is in such a drunken state that the stupid stuff they do begins to go beyond simple drunk annoyance.

A person that acts retarded when drunk.

A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of day and night) fornicating/having sex on your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting lawn mower.

1. Any person that thinks getting drunk to have fun is perfectly normal and then that keeps bloating to everybody around him how cool it was being drunk knowing that no one gives a damn about what he does to ruin is life.

2. Can also simply replace the word "retard" in any instances that word could be used.

A drunktard someone that when they get drunk they be come stupid.