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The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.
"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."

"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
by Vri May 12, 2010
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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