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a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain
The SAT's would be alot easier if I was drunk.
by Justin Wallace May 13, 2004
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The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.
Aw man! I'm so drunk that your neighbours dog is the hottest darn woman I've ever seen. Now I'm gunna go rag her in the back yard.
by emmaitouchmyself May 30, 2007
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Larry Williams from St John Bosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said.
"At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store."
"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"
He's such a drunk, the President of Budweiser Inc sends him a birthday card

He so drunk the whole bar greets him by name when he comes in
by Jerrayl April 28, 2004
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1. Past tense of "drink".
2. Your girlfriend's dad.
3. Spinning without moving.
1. You drunk my beer!
2. Am I right?
3. I am drunker than fuck right now!
by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005
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The inbetween stage of "tipsy" and "messy".

Not the past tense of "to drink".
-"I got so drunk last night but it wasn't so messy that I threw up or snogged some random."

-"I drunk so much alcohol at the weekend I had to be taken home in an ambulance."
-"Don't you mean "drank"?"
by sophieglitterwhip February 02, 2008
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someone that funneled 16 beers and an unknown amount of tequilla and then stands up and falls face first into the floor...then gets humped by "unknown"
i got drunk and puked on someones feet at a bar.
by mb71385 October 02, 2006
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