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A stain or mark of any kind received in the state of inebriation. Usually on articles of clothing but possibly on the human body itself or other possessions.
"Holy shit there is no way in hell your going to be able to explain why your jeans look like that enless you admit to be totally shitfaced."

"Yeah you are screwed man those are some trashy drunk stains."
by Law_Einhander May 14, 2007
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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Where one becomes so drunk that they shit all over ones bathroom, bed or self. Often they don't remember until they wake up and the entire bed is covered in shit.
He was so drunk last night he left drunk stains all over the bathroom.
by Stagin55 February 07, 2010
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