Urban Dictionary: Drumpf

Drumpf

Donald Trump's last name before it was changed. Usually either used by normies who actually think it's funny or far lefties who use it unironically.

Example one:
Bob: Le Drumpf XDDDDDDD
John: Back to 9gag you go.

Example 2:
Sally: You voted for Trump? Well I just used a 15th century pronunciation of his name. Now what?

by NooseyGoosey October 25, 2017

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The original family name of our future president Mr. Donald Trump.

Hey, that drumpf wall keeps all the filthy mexicans out!

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by Cpt. Faxe March 11, 2016

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Drumpf

1. When an elephant, or a similarly large animal, such as a rhinoceros, is suffering from a horrific case of gas and soft stools (or diarrhea). The creature then proceeds to let loose a massive shart, whipping its tail back-and-forth at maximum speed, causing its toxic, gag-inducing feces to hit as many bystanders as possible, in as wide of a radius as possible.

2. When a human suffers from a horrific case of gas and soft stools (or diarrhea) that could possibly be caused by eating greasy, gastro-intestinally irritating food such as the cuisine served by Taco Bell. They sit on their toilet and let loose a massive shart. The force of the bowel movement, in conjunction with the force of the gas, causes a great deal of little rain-type droplets of feces to coat the wall of the toilet bowl, with some possibly even coating the under side of the toilet seat, the buttocks of the sharter, even the bathroom walls. The consistency of this feces is sticky and a miserable challenge to not only wipe off of the anus, but off of any surfaces it may have landed on once it has escaped the digestive system.

1. I thought it would be a grand idea to take the kids to the zoo, so they could have fun, and so maybe I could get my mind off all of the idiotic bullshit that Trump's been pulling since he took office. However, once we got to the elephant enclosure, a gigantic African bull elephant decided to let out a near-fatal DRUMPF like his ass was a shiny, new, Russian Kalashnikov, and Trump was all I could think about for the rest of the week.

2. Honey! I need you to come to the bathroom, quickly! Bring with you the wire-bristled brush I use to clean the barbecue grill and an entire, economy-sized bottle of bleach. I knew eating that second taco salad bowl was a horrible idea, because now 50% of our bathroom is coated in vile-smelling DRUMPF. I have finally learned my lesson that I should never associate with any person who, or business that, has no idea what real Mexican food is.