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A word describing Donald Trump that should only be used ironically.
Person 1: I caNAT BELIEVE DOANALD DRUMPF IS PRESIDENT
Person 2: DONGO GUUUUUMPF
Person 1:DOPEY GLOMPF
The pair then devour themselves, uttering a noise beyond comprehension and create a black hole.
by Samuel Hydeamal March 12, 2018
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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The low frequency sound made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.
We heard a drumpf every time he leaned over and knew he was full of Santorum.
by ciabrat December 17, 2016
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Drumpf: a serial liar. also--the the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Coined by John Oliver on The John Oliver Show in "tribute" to a certain presidential candidate.
Wife? You said you were single, you fucking drumpf!
by Barky von Schnauser February 29, 2016
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The original last name of Donald Trump's family before it was changed to Trump. Discovered by Jon Oliver.
by Penguincop24 June 28, 2016
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Last name of the trumps before Donald's great grandpa changed it during the very early 1900s.
by Naked Robber March 03, 2016
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The noise made by one's rectum when evacuating noxious gases while clearing the anal passage.
The loud drumpfs emanating from Paul's bathroom clearly indicated discomfort with his dinner choice .
by Noogie April 21, 2016
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