(texting conversation)
person 1: Hey
person 2: Hey wassup?
person 1: I wanted to tell you I think it's really cool that you've done drum core (:
person 2: What the fuck are you smiling about you little whore and I swear to god if you ever miss spell drum corps again I will rip your throat out you fucking abortion.

I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.