Someone with the best medical insurance possible to warrant having every current medical surgery, device and/or science available to render their final form. A person who has great medical insurance who had everything done to them. i.e; That Drosselmeyer Doll is a real Chucky or Scary Little Doll, I used to call them family and/or a friend.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.