This is where you spread mayonnaise on the vaginal wall of awoman and ingest it during sexual intercourse.

(Noun) One who is drinking has drank, is drunk, and will drink more. Enabling a fourth tense, that works for any tense, when you are simply too inebriated to realize how the english language works.

Meaning drunk, inebriated, intoxicated in the Afrikaans language which is widely spoken in South Africa. The term is used by both English and Afrikaans speakers.

Dronked.
A cross between soakedand drenched.
She was completely dronked after walking in the rain.
Also used in a sexual manner: I am so "dronk" for you right now.

Verb (dronking-dronka)
When you, by means of extrapolating your penis from your trousers, slap the person (either asleep or not asleep) across the cheek with it.
This is done to show your authority and to exercise the right to show the length of your member

an inebriated attempt at the word drunk on a qwerty-style personal mobile device like a blackberry. The K is capitalized because when you hold down a letter on a blackberry, it becomes upper-case. Accidental capitalization is super-easy to do when you're wasted.

the act of spilling one's drink upon a surface and then preceding to lick the spilled liquid from said surface