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An ostrich that lives in New Jersey and speaks the language of his fellow ostriches. His mother is believed to think its friends are terrorist or warriors. For some unknown reason its natural sound is hahhhhhhh. And the drewy in this species tends to mate with gorillas!
"Look at that drewy over there! Oh shit, here it comes!" said the hunter
The drewy approaches and says "haaaaahhhh hahhhhhh haaahhhhhh."
The drewy approaches and says "haaaaahhhh hahhhhhh haaahhhhhh."
by Mayor McCheese 6969 November 22, 2011
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
Cutest guy you will ever meet.
Comes off as a guy who doesn't take anything seriously but really is very deep. Enjoys the stars enjoys nature .
Has a deep life story and is only willing to share to a few. Strong AF both mentally and pychically.
Protect of his friends but chill at the same time. Stands up for his morals while avoiding fights or drama. A big gamer, a meme kid, but also super active and intelligent . Has great grades is a genius, loves science . Will make you laugh your ass off! Has a great sense of humor! He appears to be all joking in public but he can be really romantic , an amazing boyfriend, as perfect as it can get . The kind of guy that likes sexual stuff but also just likes cuddling and hanging. He's a big teddy bear and a cutie pie. He's charismatic even though he doesn't know it. He's happy most all the time and cool with most everything . Nothing bothers him too much. But if something bothers you he'll be there for you. Gives back what he gets, won't waste his time with a fake .
Is loyal AF and a greater kisser. ;)
You'd be truely lucky to know one.
Comes off as a guy who doesn't take anything seriously but really is very deep. Enjoys the stars enjoys nature .
Has a deep life story and is only willing to share to a few. Strong AF both mentally and pychically.
Protect of his friends but chill at the same time. Stands up for his morals while avoiding fights or drama. A big gamer, a meme kid, but also super active and intelligent . Has great grades is a genius, loves science . Will make you laugh your ass off! Has a great sense of humor! He appears to be all joking in public but he can be really romantic , an amazing boyfriend, as perfect as it can get . The kind of guy that likes sexual stuff but also just likes cuddling and hanging. He's a big teddy bear and a cutie pie. He's charismatic even though he doesn't know it. He's happy most all the time and cool with most everything . Nothing bothers him too much. But if something bothers you he'll be there for you. Gives back what he gets, won't waste his time with a fake .
Is loyal AF and a greater kisser. ;)
You'd be truely lucky to know one.
by Yourgirlllll January 01, 2019
3
Hey man are you getting Drewy tonight?
Yeah but could I please borrow a condom, preferably not a Durex feathlite intense as they choke my penis
Yeah but could I please borrow a condom, preferably not a Durex feathlite intense as they choke my penis
by murdahface July 07, 2011