"Ladies look here, when you been with your man for a long time
Every time and then you gotta go back in the closet and pull out that freakum dress" ~Beyonce
Every time and then you gotta go back in the closet and pull out that freakum dress" ~Beyonce
by J-honey September 02, 2006
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Phrase that means perfectly dressed in the most fashionable attire. Would most likely be used in evening attire fashion such as being dressed for a formal occasion in which a person would dress their best to command as much respect and attention as possible.
We could tell the black tie event was the most important of the social season. Everyone was dressed to the nines.
by Cliff96 May 15, 2006
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Monthly holiday;
The celebration that occurs the first Wednesday of every month in which girls and women of all ages celebrate femininity and not wearing pants by wearing a dress, usually a cute sundress of sorts. This holiday originated in Tampa, and still mostly only exists there, but its originators hope for it to spread to the world, so play along, it's fun (:
The celebration that occurs the first Wednesday of every month in which girls and women of all ages celebrate femininity and not wearing pants by wearing a dress, usually a cute sundress of sorts. This holiday originated in Tampa, and still mostly only exists there, but its originators hope for it to spread to the world, so play along, it's fun (:
Girl to Friend:"Hey, what's with everyone wearing dresses today?"
Friend:"Duhhh, it's Dress Day! How did you not get the memo?"
OR
Lonely Girl:"I lost all of my friends because I was too much of a loser to participate in Dress Day even though dresses are extremely comfortable and adorable! Sad all over."
Friend:"Duhhh, it's Dress Day! How did you not get the memo?"
OR
Lonely Girl:"I lost all of my friends because I was too much of a loser to participate in Dress Day even though dresses are extremely comfortable and adorable! Sad all over."
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1. An illusion.
2. A fluke of bad lighting.
3. Irreconcilable confusion.
The metaphor originates from an image of a dress which gained instant internet notoriety because the lighting in the photograph caused the dress to appear unquestionably deep-blue & black to many viewers, and obviously white & gold to many others. The dress was actually gold and white, but the human eye's perception of the shades often causes misinterpretations.
2. A fluke of bad lighting.
3. Irreconcilable confusion.
The metaphor originates from an image of a dress which gained instant internet notoriety because the lighting in the photograph caused the dress to appear unquestionably deep-blue & black to many viewers, and obviously white & gold to many others. The dress was actually gold and white, but the human eye's perception of the shades often causes misinterpretations.
1. An amputee may still feel the missing limb, but it is a blue dress. The senses betray.
Pedestrians were in awe while viewing a hole to the center of the Earth in downtown Manhattan. They knew it was a blue dress - a sidewalk painting that used perspective to trick their eyes- but it was incredible.
The advertisement for the fast-food hamburger was a blue dress. The burger looks completely different in reality.
2. Her date's appearance was a blue dress. He looked beautiful in white-light, and frightful in dim light.
3. The comedy act "Who's on first" is a blue dress. Few people even try to understand.
Pedestrians were in awe while viewing a hole to the center of the Earth in downtown Manhattan. They knew it was a blue dress - a sidewalk painting that used perspective to trick their eyes- but it was incredible.
The advertisement for the fast-food hamburger was a blue dress. The burger looks completely different in reality.
2. Her date's appearance was a blue dress. He looked beautiful in white-light, and frightful in dim light.
3. The comedy act "Who's on first" is a blue dress. Few people even try to understand.
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Applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left pantleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, or have a really small penis.
by scapermoya December 02, 2008
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"The act of receiving detention, being sent home, calling home for a change of clothes, or being granted a visit to the principle's office for the infraction of breaking the dress code."
by Proud citizen of Suxbridge May 22, 2008
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The act of one dressing up as the gender that they do not normally find themselves living as. This is done usually as a hobby, in order to live out fantasies, for drag shows/parties, or for sexual excitement. Oh and just to make it clear; TRANSSEXUALS DO NOT CROSS-DRESS, AND CROSS-DRESSERS AREN'T NECESSARILY LGBT!!!!!!
Cory: Hey Ari, just curious; between you and me, have you ever found your brother Josh cross-dressing? I mean he's so effeminate like I would bet 100 hundred dollars that he cross-dresses. I mean let's shake on it now.
Ari: (Takes hand)...that was a stupid bet Cory, guess what, she doesn't cross-dress.
Cory: SHE!!!!!
Ari: Yes, I'll apologize to her later for telling you that but Jessica, not Josh, is a transsexual who isn't out yet, and yes she wears woman's clothes all the time, but it isn't cross-dressing. For the last 3 months she's refused to wear boxers, Vicky's Secret Panties only.
Cory: That's cross-dressing you cheapscape!!!!
Ari: According to Urbandictionary it's not.
Cory: Fack!!!!!
Ari: (Takes hand)...that was a stupid bet Cory, guess what, she doesn't cross-dress.
Cory: SHE!!!!!
Ari: Yes, I'll apologize to her later for telling you that but Jessica, not Josh, is a transsexual who isn't out yet, and yes she wears woman's clothes all the time, but it isn't cross-dressing. For the last 3 months she's refused to wear boxers, Vicky's Secret Panties only.
Cory: That's cross-dressing you cheapscape!!!!
Ari: According to Urbandictionary it's not.
Cory: Fack!!!!!
by גסיקה January 05, 2009
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