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The best equestrian discipline. Everyone who rides horses does dressage to some degree, even if they refuse to admit it.

Essentially is like ballet on horseback. (but much cooler)
A: Heyyyy isn't dressage cool? *Dance horse, dance!*
B: No, not really.
by Elessar266 November 16, 2006
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
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Ballet for horses.... the most refined and difficult horse riding out there... great to watch. If dressage was cheap and easy, it would be called western
A: so i went to a dressage show this weekend. Those horses are amazing!
by seriouslyrita September 11, 2008
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Margaret was practicing dressage for Nathan and the windows were open, *gasp*
by thatguywhoisawesome August 29, 2012
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Dressage is a stupid english riding sport. You make your horse do different things, such as walking, cantering, loaping, running, side stepping etc. Usually only preppy girls compete in this sport, because they have nothing better to do then show how much money they have, and that dirt is gross. Western riders laugh at these silly preppy english riding girls, cause they don't know how to actually ride.
Preppy girl #1: Like OHMIGOSH! My finger nails are dirty, ewww!

Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During dressage!

Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?

- Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.

THE END.
by Turn&BurnBaby. December 04, 2011
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An adjective used to describe something classy or just generally awesome. It can be adapted to cure one's lack of a better word in most situations.
A: "How do I look"
B: "You might want to dressage yourself up a bit."
A: " wow...very dressage"
by spendid May 26, 2011
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Commonly referred to as draining a penis of a horse into a child.
by Nozferatus November 29, 2019
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