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When someone or something wakes you up from a dream where you're about to screw a hot chick
"Damn man, my alarm dream cockblocked me today."
"Yeah me too, 'cept it was my mom vaccuming."
by irtv rthvjei September 24, 2011
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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