. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson

.their dad often beat them with a belt

that is a dragon in minecraft that is easier to defeat than the wither
1.defeat the end towers
2. fight with the dragon and use yr resources

3.defeated
4.put torch 2 drop the egg

A sexual act that involves punching your partner right before you climax, leaving your contact info, and painkillers for when they wake up.

When your significant other is so drunk they think they have to whisper, though it's just as loud as when they're talking. Their hot, drunk breath feels like death incarnate against your skin.

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body

When one individual jams a can of pepper spray so far up another's rectum that the subsequent spray erupts from the victim's mouth, thusly turning the victim into a fire breathing dragon.

A train of multiple Asian men in a giant orgy