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An intense form of "Read Me". To talk about a person with utter accuracy and shade, but not really shade because it is all true. Used originally by Black, gay men, and then broadly used across Twitter to reply to tweets that seemed to be directed to the reader. It's acknowledging the shade was perfect against one's own person and having no response to it.
Imagine a person in a fight being dragged by her braids, edges all askew, wig on the ground, because someone's insult hit them square in the chest.
Similar in tone to "read me", "fight me" or "@ me next time."
Imagine a person in a fight being dragged by her braids, edges all askew, wig on the ground, because someone's insult hit them square in the chest.
Similar in tone to "read me", "fight me" or "@ me next time."
"Well you know I'm very rich."
"Honey, where are the riches? In your preowned, base model Jaguar or in the house you had to file bankruptcy to keep?"
"OMG Bitch drag me!"
"Women have no trouble responding to 'nice guys' when they're hungry."
Girl why is this tweet dragging me?!
"Honey, where are the riches? In your preowned, base model Jaguar or in the house you had to file bankruptcy to keep?"
"OMG Bitch drag me!"
"Women have no trouble responding to 'nice guys' when they're hungry."
Girl why is this tweet dragging me?!
by HeIsSoShady October 13, 2020
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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It's been a rough day. You spilled yogurt on your shirt, your car wouldn't start, and your significant other still hates you. Thinking it's all over, you walk inside, greeted by a wall of bullshit.
"So you can stay home to wash yogurt out of your clothes, but when I need someone to help me move my racist grandma into the nursing home, you're 'busy all week.'"
"Bae I'm sorry I had lunch with my boss and wasn't on fleek."
"You work at Domino's."
"DRAG ME, KAREN"
"So you can stay home to wash yogurt out of your clothes, but when I need someone to help me move my racist grandma into the nursing home, you're 'busy all week.'"
"Bae I'm sorry I had lunch with my boss and wasn't on fleek."
"You work at Domino's."
"DRAG ME, KAREN"
by Mah Pie August 11, 2016