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To jerk or not to jerk? That is the question. Essentially, you take your little lady out to a nice evening on the town, treating her to a fine meal and such. Being the nice guy you are, you invite her back home to the tune of a few hits of LSD. 30 minutes later you find yourself masterbating at a furious pace of 100 beats a minute, chasing your girl around the house screaming "I am Spartacus" and tossing little pickles at the back of her head.
You then wake up the next morning to your car keys in your ass and a pug humping itself.
You then wake up the next morning to your car keys in your ass and a pug humping itself.
"Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde, the gift that keeps on giving."
by sac-a-jew-ias July 02, 2012
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011