Dr. Pepper was created by the devil himself, but God thought it was so delicious he decided it was the holy elixir of the 21st century. Now sold mostly in 500ml bottles in the UK, otherwise the overload of unbelievably sweet and delicious drink would drive the poor soul crazy, but he/she would still think it's worth it. Also one of the few legal addictive drugs.

Very tasty pop, with a hint of Cherry

The greatest drink know to Humans!

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Only the greatest drink ever known to women, (and men).

Dr. Pepper is black and sweet and comes in a bottle.

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