downstairs mixup

British origin

genitals

see also junk

Greg- Do you love me?

Paul- I don't know you.

Greg- Oh you know me. You've seen my downstairs mixup.

Paul- Yeah, well I didn't ask to see that, did I.

by bobby le deuche November 19, 2008

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facetime downstairs

oral sex euphemism.

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

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downstairs finger

A man's flesh noodle

Don't you point that downstairs finger at me

by Hananapancaked December 6, 2016

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downstairs corgi

This is the secret term that means tonight we Fuck. No corgi will be upstairs asking questions. The night is all ours!

Tonight is downstairs corgi

by Corgilover<3 June 16, 2019

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For males. The act of masturbating using the inside of your elbow. Imagine putting someone in a headlock, sliding your arm up and down on their neck to choke them. Now replace their neck with your shaft, and their head with the head of your penis.

Guy 1: Hey, what’s wrong with your back? You’ve been hunched over all day.

Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.

by Teats McGee January 15, 2020

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