The Guy that your Ex GF ends up with, that helps you fully understand your true value, and instantly validates what you already knew.... that you were always way too good for her.
You don’t dislike this guy, you love him from the second you see his completely absent, zero style....and his creepy, weathered, Opie like features. 90% of his wardrobe comes from either Bass Pro Shop or Cabelas. He dresses like he is, a Junior in high school, yet plays on a way too old man, weekend warrior, softball or OTL (on to losers) league.
His passion and fire in life....is beer, beach, beer, and bro’s. He might combine 2 of them and do something as riveting and spicy as.......Bass Fishing.
Also know as a Downgrade Bro, he has a bad flat bill surf hat, and way too worn, surf tank top, for every occasion. He sleeps in a hat, has sex in a hat, and showers in a hat. He is always making dumb goofy faces or stupid over exaggerated gestures in every pic. This helps off set the ugly, the age and sun weathering, and the severe lack of handsomeness and endowment. (Big lifted truck/small white dick)
Chaaaa brahhh is part of his everyday vocabulary, and being a beach burnout local is his true specialty and prideful talent. Most likely listens to a lot of really bad white boy reggae....(Iration, Dirty Heads, Rome)
You don’t dislike this guy, you love him from the second you see his completely absent, zero style....and his creepy, weathered, Opie like features. 90% of his wardrobe comes from either Bass Pro Shop or Cabelas. He dresses like he is, a Junior in high school, yet plays on a way too old man, weekend warrior, softball or OTL (on to losers) league.
His passion and fire in life....is beer, beach, beer, and bro’s. He might combine 2 of them and do something as riveting and spicy as.......Bass Fishing.
Also know as a Downgrade Bro, he has a bad flat bill surf hat, and way too worn, surf tank top, for every occasion. He sleeps in a hat, has sex in a hat, and showers in a hat. He is always making dumb goofy faces or stupid over exaggerated gestures in every pic. This helps off set the ugly, the age and sun weathering, and the severe lack of handsomeness and endowment. (Big lifted truck/small white dick)
Chaaaa brahhh is part of his everyday vocabulary, and being a beach burnout local is his true specialty and prideful talent. Most likely listens to a lot of really bad white boy reggae....(Iration, Dirty Heads, Rome)
1. Dude surfs up at the pier brahhhh, i saw your Ex’s, Downgrade Dude surfing the polluted turd break the other day brahhh! He looked older than her dad, it’s gross !!!
2. Hey are you still dating that one girl that never smiled, was super bitchy, and just read books in her room? (Person 2)......No my man, her lease was up. I Traded in and upgraded to a sleeker, sportier, sexier model, she went with a serious Downgrade Dude.
3. Can I trade in my Lamborghini for that Peugeot over there? Or my Ferrari for that Citron?.....this would best describe my Gf with me, or her choice of a Downgrade Dude.
2. Hey are you still dating that one girl that never smiled, was super bitchy, and just read books in her room? (Person 2)......No my man, her lease was up. I Traded in and upgraded to a sleeker, sportier, sexier model, she went with a serious Downgrade Dude.
3. Can I trade in my Lamborghini for that Peugeot over there? Or my Ferrari for that Citron?.....this would best describe my Gf with me, or her choice of a Downgrade Dude.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 27, 2019
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Leaving or otherwise cheating on your girl/guy/bootycall with a much less attractive/worthy person.
Having a mature loving person always there for you and dissing them for a young naive useless girl without a clue.
Leaving a guy with a job and his own place for a loser in jail or otherwise on probation living with his younger brother since his mother won't even take him in!
Having a mature loving person always there for you and dissing them for a young naive useless girl without a clue.
Leaving a guy with a job and his own place for a loser in jail or otherwise on probation living with his younger brother since his mother won't even take him in!
Did you see that fat nasty ass whore Danny got with and left his sexy baby mama for?! That dumbass is retarded!
Talk about downgrading relationships, that bitch is 3 times bigger then her!
Dam she went from house in the burbs, to a couch in the basement in no time!
Talk about downgrading relationships, that bitch is 3 times bigger then her!
Dam she went from house in the burbs, to a couch in the basement in no time!
by ODC28 August 19, 2011
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Person A: I can't wait to get home and obsess over Daniel downgraded.
Person B: Yeah! Daniel downgraded gives my life meaning
Person B: Yeah! Daniel downgraded gives my life meaning
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is referring to an ex that has a new boyfriend or girlfriend who is significantly steps down (uglier) on the attractiveness scale from yourself. Can be shortened to "ed".
Person 1: "Hey did u see C is in a relationship with K?"
Person 2: "Haha yeh but thats a total epic downgrade, i think its funny!"
Person 1: "ha yeh your totally right"
Person 2: "Haha yeh but thats a total epic downgrade, i think its funny!"
Person 1: "ha yeh your totally right"
by PennyEyes January 25, 2010
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You can't do an iOS Downgrade. :(
by Google is Cool September 14, 2020
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To lose face, followers, friends, power, and views across multiple social media platforms. This can be due to some dumb behavior or the evil acts of others trying to ruin their life.
Carrie: What's up with Stacey? It looks like she has lost so many followers since last weekend. No one likes any pictures of her new kitten. It is so cute!!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!
by von groovy June 29, 2017
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An event that occurs when a radical organization hijacks the mainstream discussion and refuses compromise even a compromise is in their own best interests
Also see: The fable of the scorpion and the frog.
Also see: The fable of the scorpion and the frog.
Q) Didn't the US used to have an eternally flawless credit rating?
A) Yea, but that was before we got teabagged with a Tea Party Downgrade
Q) Didn't refusing to negotiate used to be super badass and cool?
A) Yea, but that was before teabaggers came along with a Tea Party Downgrade.
A) Yea, but that was before we got teabagged with a Tea Party Downgrade
Q) Didn't refusing to negotiate used to be super badass and cool?
A) Yea, but that was before teabaggers came along with a Tea Party Downgrade.
by spaceship earth August 10, 2011
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