Urban Dictionary: Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021

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A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

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Down Astronomically Bad

When someone is bad in a way that is connected with astronomy at something

itsBoxyFish is Down Astronomically Bad at Valorant.

by itsBoxyFish May 02, 2021

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