A: "Hey bro, how's the lecture doing?"
B: "I can't understand anything and my exam is coming up. Douse me"

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

Kate: So then John goes, "Yeah, and since I cheated on you, I might as well tell you that your mom was WAY better than you!"

Tim: Oh man! THat would so douse me if Samantha did that to me!