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Acronym for: "Dull Overpaid Ugly People Who Actually Rate Themselves"
Singular Doupwart.
Often found queueing for expensive clubs late at night in global financial centres, but can be found elsewhere . Typified by 25-year-old investment bankers who believe that having a high-powered job is fast-track membership to some kind of social elite. More often they're just geeky kids who worked too hard at school and haven't yet learnt that most people aren't impressed by just earning money.
Singular Doupwart.
Often found queueing for expensive clubs late at night in global financial centres, but can be found elsewhere . Typified by 25-year-old investment bankers who believe that having a high-powered job is fast-track membership to some kind of social elite. More often they're just geeky kids who worked too hard at school and haven't yet learnt that most people aren't impressed by just earning money.
"Check out that greasy guy over there trying to impress those girls with his business card and gold Amex. They couldn't look more bored."
"Yeah, total loser. What a Doupwart."
"Yeah, total loser. What a Doupwart."
by Punanimal November 22, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Acronym, standing for: Dull Overpaid Ugly People Who Actually Rate Themselves.
DOUPWARTs are typically 25-year-old investment bankers who hang around in clubs in financial capitals e.g. Pangaea in London and behave like they are God's Chosen People on account of having big flashy jobs. They seem to think that working 100 hours a week in return for £100k a year makes them special, when in fact they are just overpaid drones doing a job that the next crop of 25-year-olds will fill. They are typically the geeky kids at school who think that working for a big bank admits them to a trendy social elite, when in fact they are just a rare breed of sheep. The clubs love them because they fail to pull repeatedly, and keep opening their wallets in an attempt to overcome this.
DOUPWARTs are typically 25-year-old investment bankers who hang around in clubs in financial capitals e.g. Pangaea in London and behave like they are God's Chosen People on account of having big flashy jobs. They seem to think that working 100 hours a week in return for £100k a year makes them special, when in fact they are just overpaid drones doing a job that the next crop of 25-year-olds will fill. They are typically the geeky kids at school who think that working for a big bank admits them to a trendy social elite, when in fact they are just a rare breed of sheep. The clubs love them because they fail to pull repeatedly, and keep opening their wallets in an attempt to overcome this.
Hey man, check out that guy over there trying to pull those ugly blondes. Looks like he could be a character in American Psycho.
Ha ha yeah man, dancing like a total DOUPWART. What a jerk.
Ha ha yeah man, dancing like a total DOUPWART. What a jerk.
by Punanimale October 02, 2006