A person named Doug can be male or female. My name is Douglas. I am an adult male. There are also female people named Doug. You will always like a Doug, or Douglas. Contrary to popular misconceptions, a Doug will never betray you. And stop using my GOD GIVEN name for bad connotations, like bad sex, and stupidity. A gay Doug is the coolest person you will ever meet on Earth. Don’t forget it. If you are ever forgotten by a Doug , .... you will regret it. 😊
Man. Did you know Doug gave me an A on the final exam ? I didn’t even study the book or read the whole thing!

Oh wow, I really love Doug ! She gave me a ride home today.
by ChigcagoMan October 01, 2018
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A really white kid who says n word. Also an obease gay giraffe.
Don't pull or ever be a Doug 1.
by Trooper1129 December 06, 2019
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The "protect IPs" fanboy who replaced the Nintendo of America CEO Reggie cause coincidentally his last name was "Bowser"
Someone: "its time to keep working on the Mario 64 Mod that i spent years on."
Doug Bowser: "no."
by Yes i’m real man February 22, 2021
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imma go to the coffee house and judge people while i read 'On the Road' for the fourth time. then ill make love to Jack Kerouac in the back of barnes and noble- Doug ciraulo
by Jaxiescenx July 07, 2011
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a straight knock. loves cock in and around his mouth. likes to get farted on by mark daily.
wow bro, you have jizz on your face, you remind me of doug cole.
by definition2definition February 22, 2010
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