Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

The comments he makes are very douchist. I do not follow that ideal, so I cannot be friends with him. I am sorry.

'it's important to respect other peoples beliefs. But if you're a ********* you're a dipshit!' *reader scrolls through the text and shakes his or her head* 'another Douchist'