1: Noun; A person who has the attitude or presence (swagger or swagga) of a douche or douchebag 1a: One who carries his/herself in the same fashion in which a douchebag would.
2: Noun; The swagger of a douchebag

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.