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The king of all the douches. Preferably male, the doucheking rules all of doucheland with a halfclamped iron fist. The peasants of doucheland always have and always will want to overthrough their king because they are douches too, but they all wish to be the biggest douche of them all.
Douche 1: I am the biggest douche in all the land! Douche 2: Dude he is such a douche! Lets make him king! Douche 3: We'll call him the doucheking!
by jimmykabob101 January 02, 2012
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!
Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
by joe knight July 07, 2008