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(Noun) The creepy facial hair style worn by really annoying one-upping faggots.
Can also refer to the person wearing said style.
Can also refer to the person wearing said style.
by DomBaz53 December 07, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Friend 1: dude i just ate the hottest wings ever
douchegoat: no, this one time i had these wings that were sooo hot
friend 3: ......friend 2 is such a douchegoat
Example 2
friend 1"my new system in my car is sick ive got a"....douchegoat interrupts and says"man i have a system in my car that is sooo loud man it will make your ears bleed". -douchegoat
douchegoat: no, this one time i had these wings that were sooo hot
friend 3: ......friend 2 is such a douchegoat
Example 2
friend 1"my new system in my car is sick ive got a"....douchegoat interrupts and says"man i have a system in my car that is sooo loud man it will make your ears bleed". -douchegoat
by jimboslice23 December 07, 2009