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A complete moron, someone who has no idea what's going on yet acts like they know everything.
That guy is such a doucheflake, he thinks that his shit don't stink.
by Damagedkitty January 27, 2009
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A snowflake who can’t stand other people’s opinions or real-world facts, yet has no problem jamming their fantasy bull crap down everyone else’s throat.
The doucheflakes were out in force, crying about police brutality while throwing any rock or bottle within reach.
by The 11th Commandment December 28, 2020
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