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The female of the douchebag species.

The female is noted for her giant sunglasses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.
Watch out, here come some guys with popped collars with douchebaguettes on their arms!
by JTBastard August 11, 2007
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A term usually applied to a female individual who have a strong tendency to display outbursts of misdirected anger and frustrations. These outbursts are generally observed in a public environment where they attempt to attract attention by using any means necessary; these include, but are not limited to, selfish comments, dimwitted remarks, offensive and/or derogatory observations , and most commonly interject in conversations or situations where they have absolutely no understanding or interest in.
Y : We were just relaxing on the couch sipping on a cool beer when a random girl came in telling us that beer makes people dumb AND stupid....

S : What a douchebaguette!
by Snajj December 07, 2009
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Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.
by pinpollo August 13, 2011
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Not to be confused with a douchebagette, a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.
Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.

Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.

Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.
by maxapo August 30, 2011
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A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".
My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.
by Giovanni Strunzo August 15, 2007
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